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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

English phrase Chinese Interpretation
Are you harboring a fugitive?   --   Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.   --   Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man   --   Dum Gai
Small Horse   --   Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?   --   Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table.   --   Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift.   --   Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here.   --   Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?   --   Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.   --   Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet.   --   Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone.   --   No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?   --   Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright.   --   Yu So Dum
I got this for free.   --   Ai No Pei
I am not guilty.   --   Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer.   --   Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week.   --   Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived.   --   Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight.   --   Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile.   --   Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive.   --   Yu Stin Ki Pu