A man had been practicing his putting while on a business trip. His putter was in his car as he rode the elevator up to his hotel room.

His practice balls, however, were still in his pocket. The elevator stopped on the third floor and a woman got on.

She kept glancing at the man's pants pocket. Finally, the man looked her straight in the eye and said, "golf balls lady."

"Oh," she replied, "is that anything like tennis elbow?"